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Q. What did the lispy dwarf say to the nostalgic elf?
A. "Stop looking through wose-tinted glasses."
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Did you hear about the Orc who always told jokes that nobody else got?
They said he had a troll sense of humour.
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Q. Why did the merman kill his wife?
A. He found out he'd married a naga.
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Q. Why did the Necromancer lose the match?
A. He didn't have enough ghouls.
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Q. Why did the Lieutenant refuse to kill the Necromancer?
A. He said he'd never hit a man with Spectre-recalls. :?
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Did you hear about the elven princess who was in love with Kalenz?
It never went anywhere because she was too Shyde. :whistle:
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Q. What did the elvish hippy say when he was wounded?
A. Shame, man!
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Q. What did the ulfzerker say when he met Jane in the jungle?
A. Me, Lee!
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Q. What did the Red Mage say to his RPG party when they encountered a drake?
A. "Archer gonna do anything about that?"
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So many jokes Bob. What mage you do it?

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Why join the undead?
It's an experience worth dying for!

Didn't make that one up, but it's one of my favorites. :P
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That was wonderful, thank you for sharing :lol2:

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Where do undead armies get there equipment from?
Spoiler:
After far too long an absence, I have returned.
According to the quiz 100% Silver Mage (85% Archmage, 75% Shyde, 67% Flameheart and Ancient Wose,58% Assassin, Troll Warrior and Berserker). And my top score is exactly how I see myself.

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Drakefriend wrote:Where do undead armies get there equipment from?
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
:whistle:

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[cringe]
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Q. What do you call someone who dresses up as a skeleton?
A. A Draug act.

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Post by Bob_The_Mighty »

Nice gag, AnnieSpambot. I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before though.

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Q. What do you call a skeleton who makes flippant comments?
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Bob_The_Mighty wrote:Q. What do you call a skeleton who makes flippant comments?
A. Irevenant
http://www.wesnoth.org/forum/memberlist ... e&u=101393 :whistle:

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Bob_The_Mighty wrote:Nice gag, AnnieSpambot. I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before though.
Odd. That's just what I thought when I read some of yours...

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If it helps; I had seen all of these gags before thanks to Forum Sith force premonitions.

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Q: Why did the level three elvish healer cross the road?
A:
Spoiler:
:mrgreen:

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That is the greatest forum post I have ever read.

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:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

(I'm hoping my smiley-only post can be tolerated just this once... wait, it isn't smiley-only anymore...)

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