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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Flameslash » May 2nd, 2009, 4:12 pm

1062 - You see someone stabbed and wonder why they die instantly
1063 - You realize that they must have low HP
1064 - You wonder how much HP you have

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Dragonchampion » May 3rd, 2009, 6:31 pm

Darkmage wrote:1061: When you've played to all the add-ons existing now and you're not a dev or a tester...
That's me...

1065: You think of ways for Dave to take over Microsoft and take over the gaming industry... :twisted:
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Darkmage » May 3rd, 2009, 8:13 pm

Dragonchampion wrote:1065: You think of ways for Dave to take over Microsoft and take over the gaming industry... :twisted:
:lol2: :lol2:

The answer is WESNOTH... like this one...

1067: You wonder how many damage can you deal to a thief attcking you.
1068: Then you realize that they don't carry daggers but thundersticks, and they're not dwarfs... :shock:

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by joshudson » May 4th, 2009, 5:50 pm

1069 You've been playing since before this thread started.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Joe1 » May 5th, 2009, 2:23 am

1070-You know you've been playing too long when you see a tree, ram your car into it and explain to the police "I should have beaten the wose with my charge bonus..."

1071- You know you've been playing too long when you are caught digging up bodies in the graveyard and explain "I needed skeletons, it was the only way I could resist the loyalist's spearmen!"

1072- You know you've been playing too long when your son comes home and explains to you that he lost a fight at school and you ask him if he attacked at the proper time of day.

1073- You know you've been playing too long when, after shooting a man in the leg in a drug-fight, he stabs you in the gut and you say to the paramedic "It's not fair, I attacked him with range, he shouldn't have been able to counter with melee..."
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Darkmage » May 5th, 2009, 8:35 pm

1074: When you need to enter home and give a few kicks, after all, key don't exist(note, if you played enought, that in some campaigns door are units)

1075: When you wonder what faction are you in, you go out during the night and feel better(i do)[chaotic], love forests[rebel], have technology[dwarf], you're a human(or hope so)[loyalist] and so on...

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Gambit » May 6th, 2009, 2:27 pm

1076. While hiking, you spot a deer. Having never seen one this close before, you wonder what it's defense is on those hills up ahead.
1077. Later on that same hike, you spot a wolf. You run away as fast as you can, knowing that your walking stick is no match for its 5-3 fangs.
1078. You sit sometimes in your backyard, counting the number of crops your neighbors cows eat, to measure how much food he's gaining.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by kshinji » May 8th, 2009, 10:15 pm

joshudson wrote:1069 You've been playing since before this thread started.
false, i qualify, but i play very rarely
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by A Guy » May 9th, 2009, 12:42 am

1079: When you become so confident in your experience playing Wesnoth that you assume that anyone that is beating you is taking "mind steroids".
I'm just... a guy...
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Gambit » May 9th, 2009, 7:43 pm

1080: Your name is orange.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by DEATH_is_undead » May 9th, 2009, 9:25 pm

Gambit wrote:1080: Your name is orange.
Correction: Your name is red, Green, Orange, or Light Blue.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Gambit » May 9th, 2009, 9:27 pm

1081: You correct something someone said in this thread

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also you left out these colors:
http://www.wesnoth.org/forum/memberlist ... oup&g=6644
http://www.wesnoth.org/forum/memberlist ... oup&g=6636

racist. or well you know... forumgroupist.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Adellion » May 10th, 2009, 12:08 am

1082 : you only recognize time as the number of turns you spent in a day

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Gambit » May 10th, 2009, 3:33 pm

1083: You realize that the first 400 of these were way funnier than anything since.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Flameslash » May 10th, 2009, 3:50 pm

1084 - You have a Dream about DA's getting a "Shoe" 2-2 Melee Impact Attack.

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