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You are frustrated because looking over the map list you cannot find Meteor Lake even though you know it is there.
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When you start to think in hexagons
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Velensk wrote:You are frustrated because looking over the map list you cannot find Meteor Lake even though you know it is there.
I heard it got renamed to "Fallenstar Lake". (Didn't play Wesnoth since then, so check it yourself.)
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pauxlo wrote:
Velensk wrote:You are frustrated because looking over the map list you cannot find Meteor Lake even though you know it is there.
I heard it got renamed to "Fallenstar Lake". (Didn't play Wesnoth since then, so check it yourself.)

That's exactly the joke ;)
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1114:You don't care that Michael Jackson is dead because he never made music for Wesnoth.
1115:You refuse to play Fire Emblem because the last time you did it took weeks to be comfortable with sacrificing low-level units again. (Very true)
1116:You come up with a plot that if made into a movie would be bigger and better than Star Wars, but decide to make it into a Wesnoth campaign in the end.
1117:You get the urge to behave like one of the units you made in your campaign. (Is my case serious?)
1118:You keep trying to calculate Sonic the Hedgehog's MP.
1119:You read this thread and regain the will to finish your campaign series.
1120:You contemplate what you would do if Wesnoth's license changed so that it is no longer free.
1121:You narrow it down to suicide or shooting Dave.
1122:You decide to do both. (But in the wrong order)
1123:You only became aware of Obama's incompetence as President when you hear that he wants to put some level of control on the internet.
1124:You decide you will make very good use of the Second Amendment if Obama tries to even touch Wesnoth.
1125:You play dodgeball and figure that you are not human because your defense is so high on flat terrain.
EDIT:1126:You get the urge to reenact parts of 8-bit theater using Wesnoth replays.
I'm gonna be on a roll for a while, I'm just bursting with ideas.
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EvilEarl wrote:1125:You play dodgeball and figure that you are not human because your defense is so high on flat terrain.
Or maybe you are a fencer, who knows?
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EvilEarl wrote: 1120:You contemplate what you would do if Wesnoth's license changed so that it is no longer free.
Don't you read the homepage news? It's coming soon you know.
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That's an april's fool joke.
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:o Wow you're right! I never noticed. You think I would have realized when it never actually happened.

sprecken ze humor?
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1127:You feel that you are so powerful that you join the military hoping that they pay you a fortune to recruit you.
1128:You believe that the Terminator is an impossibility because even at 100% pierce resistance bullets will each do one damage, and he should have been dead pretty quickly.
1129:You figure that the 2012 hysteria is because the Mayans predicted that Obama would try to raise a second sun, messing up the climate, and then raise a third one which lands on the United Nations.
1130:You believe most of your classmates are orcs because of their grades in comparison to yours.
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EvilEarl wrote:1128:You believe that the Terminator is an impossibility because even at 100% pierce resistance bullets will each do one damage, and he should have been dead pretty quickly.
Wait, that's true? The game makes it 1 damage, not complete invulnerability? Huh. Didn't know that.
EvilEarl wrote:1129:You figure that the 2012 hysteria is because the Mayans predicted that Obama would try to raise a second sun, messing up the climate, and then raise a third one which lands on the United Nations.
That... Actually sounds realistic. I mean, not with Obama, but that the Mayans would come up with something as... Mayan as the creation of another sun. I mean, their culture places quite a bit of focus on the sun. Or was that the Aztecs?
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Zerovirus wrote:
EvilEarl wrote:1129:You figure that the 2012 hysteria is because the Mayans predicted that Obama would try to raise a second sun, messing up the climate, and then raise a third one which lands on the United Nations.
That... Actually sounds realistic. I mean, not with Obama, but that the Mayans would come up with something as... Mayan as the creation of another sun. I mean, their culture places quite a bit of focus on the sun. Or was that the Aztecs?
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Either way, I think Obama would do it if the climate change scare gets high enough.
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EvilEarl wrote:Either way, I think Obama would do it if the climate change scare gets high enough.

Yeah, he wil call the best mages in wesnoth ermm... the earth and create a new great fire ball called Naia ¬¬U
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he probably has it hidden in the health care bill
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