You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

[Flameslash]

1062 - You see someone stabbed and wonder why they die instantly
1063 - You realize that they must have low HP
1064 - You wonder how much HP you have

[Dragonchampion]

1061: When you've played to all the add-ons existing now and you're not a dev or a tester...

That's me...

1065: You think of ways for Dave to take over Microsoft and take over the gaming industry...

[Darkmage]

1065: You think of ways for Dave to take over Microsoft and take over the gaming industry...

The answer is WESNOTH... like this one...

1067: You wonder how many damage can you deal to a thief attcking you.
1068: Then you realize that they don't carry daggers but thundersticks, and they're not dwarfs...

[joshudson]

1069 You've been playing since before this thread started.

[Joe1]

1070-You know you've been playing too long when you see a tree, ram your car into it and explain to the police "I should have beaten the wose with my charge bonus..."

1071- You know you've been playing too long when you are caught digging up bodies in the graveyard and explain "I needed skeletons, it was the only way I could resist the loyalist's spearmen!"

1072- You know you've been playing too long when your son comes home and explains to you that he lost a fight at school and you ask him if he attacked at the proper time of day.

1073- You know you've been playing too long when, after shooting a man in the leg in a drug-fight, he stabs you in the gut and you say to the paramedic "It's not fair, I attacked him with range, he shouldn't have been able to counter with melee..."

[Darkmage]

1074: When you need to enter home and give a few kicks, after all, key don't exist(note, if you played enought, that in some campaigns door are units)

1075: When you wonder what faction are you in, you go out during the night and feel better(i do)[chaotic], love forests[rebel], have technology[dwarf], you're a human(or hope so)[loyalist] and so on...

[Gambit]

1076. While hiking, you spot a deer. Having never seen one this close before, you wonder what it's defense is on those hills up ahead.
1077. Later on that same hike, you spot a wolf. You run away as fast as you can, knowing that your walking stick is no match for its 5-3 fangs.
1078. You sit sometimes in your backyard, counting the number of crops your neighbors cows eat, to measure how much food he's gaining.

[kshinji]

1069 You've been playing since before this thread started.

false, i qualify, but i play very rarely

[A Guy]

1079: When you become so confident in your experience playing Wesnoth that you assume that anyone that is beating you is taking "mind steroids".

[Gambit]

1080: Your name is orange.

[DEATH_is_undead]

1080: Your name is orange.

Correction: Your name is red, Green, Orange, or Light Blue.

[Gambit]

1081: You correct something someone said in this thread


death Ima send you a pm. theres something I want to show you


also you left out these colors:
http://www.wesnoth.org/forum/memberlist ... oup&g=6644
http://www.wesnoth.org/forum/memberlist ... oup&g=6636

racist. or well you know... forumgroupist.

[Adellion]

1082 : you only recognize time as the number of turns you spent in a day

[Gambit]

1083: You realize that the first 400 of these were way funnier than anything since.

[Flameslash]

1084 - You have a Dream about DA's getting a "Shoe" 2-2 Melee Impact Attack.