You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

[Almindor]

Not sure if someone didn't mention something similar yet but here goes (real thing too):

You play Wesnoth for a few hours (big MP match) then go to sleep only to find out that when you close your eyes, you see shiny hexagons and unit life indicators. It fades in some time tho (yeah I should probably lower the contrast)

[Col Lightbeam]

852? Has this been said? You hear about World of Warcraft and say " Too bad you can't have half a million HP or be able to level up almost unlimited times" (Defend your castle) hehe

[Peter the Great]

853 You get so unlucky that you accidentally refer to "Murphy's law" as the "RNG"

[claudya]

854: You spot a bottle of Sauerkirsch-Wodka (= sour cherry vodka) and at the first glance you read "Saurian Wodka"

[TheMasterOfBattle]

855. You complain to the makers of Sauerkirsch-Wodka about how they could harm cute and cuddly saurians to make a beverage.

[Mica]

856. In real life, you commonly refer to luck as a mysterious "RNG" in which you must explain to your friends and family what that is.

[Hulavuta]

847. You named an atomic bomber a "Lich", after the unit in Wesnoth.
848. You realised that the name "Lich" sounds like "Lick" and unoriginal and you call it "Liche". (True)

857: You remember that it is pronounced litch because you looked it up on dictionary.com and heard the pronounciation

858: Someone thinks that because they have been playing too much adventure quest instead of wesnoth

[La_vie_en_Wose]

859. You're a japanese fast-food owner and you recruit a berseeker to get sushis made quicker.

[Zaphod]

860: When you're diagnosed with pneumonia, your first thought is "Awesome! More Wesnoth!"
happened to me.

[A Guy]

861: When you run Disk Cleanup, and instead of the usual process, it says "So you want to clear up disk space, eh? Well, how about REMOVING ALL OF THOSE THOUSANDS OF SAVES AND REPLAYS THAT YOU WILL PROBABLY NOT EVER USE AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE, FIRST? When you do that, THEN you can talk to me about clearing up disk space."

[Turuk]

862: When you tend to know people by their avatars, and after 36 hours with no sleep, you see this thread and blurrily wonder why Thanatos is talking to himself. Then you realize Thanatos and A Guy were having a discussion.

[Peter the Great]

862: When you tend to know people by their avatars, and after 36 hours with no sleep, you see this thread and blurrily wonder why Thanatos is talking to himself. Then you realize Thanatos and A Guy were having a discussion.

With all seriousness I thought that was the reason for avatars, so that you could tell who is talking without even looking at the name.

[DEATH_is_undead]

863: You look for someones avatar in MP, hoping to know who it by first glance, realizing you are in-game, not on the forums.

[Thanatos]

862: When you tend to know people by their avatars, and after 36 hours with no sleep, you see this thread and blurrily wonder why Thanatos is talking to himself. Then you realize Thanatos and A Guy were having a discussion.

I really really like this one.

/edit: changed avatar to avoid confusion in the future
/btw: If anyone knows, where my new avatar has its origins, I would be glad to hear it.

[mnewton1]

864: You laptop suddenly runs out of power. You think the world has ended!!!