You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

[cretin]

959: You come back to this thread every day waiting for the thousandth

960: You plan on being the thousandth, and no one can stop you

[TheMasterOfBattle]

961. You plan to stop the person who plans on being the person who posts the 1000th reason. Even if it costs you your life.

[Braxton]

962: You attempt get Rid of your apponents

[TheMasterOfBattle]

963. You succeed in doing so.

*stomps on Braxton's head*

[Tomsik]

963. You want 997 and 1009, as they're prime.

[HomerJ]

My oh my, only one playing-wesnoth-related post since 953. What has become of this thread...

Greetz
HomerJ

[TheMasterOfBattle]

964. You realize that there have not been any playing wesnoth related posts since 953

965. You always keep your house brightly lit at all times, for fear of shadows and nightgaunts.

[Lizard]

965. You always keep your house brightly lit at all times, for fear of shadows and nightgaunts.

Why? I wouldn't be able to defend myself in light... you neither

[TheMasterOfBattle]

965. You always keep your house brightly lit at all times, for fear of shadows and nightgaunts.

Why? I wouldn't be able to defend myself in light... you neither

True, but at least you could see them to try to avoid them.

[cretin]

966. You argue about the advantages of fighting nightgaunts in day vs night, until you realize they really dont exist in real life. really.

[Lizard]

967. you get attacked on IRC

[16:34] --> lizard_r entered the channel
[16:34] <Shadow_Master> a lizard! get him!
[16:34] * lizard_r hides
[16:35] <Shadow_Master> hah, not even Ambushers can hide!
[16:35] * loonycyborg freezes lizard_r with a freezethrower
[16:36] * Shadow_Master throws a rock at him.
[16:36] <Shadow_Master> look, shiny tiny pieces all over the place!

[DEATH_is_undead]

967. you get attacked on IRC

[16:34] --> lizard_r entered the channel
[16:34] <Shadow_Master> a lizard! get him!
[16:34] * lizard_r hides
[16:35] <Shadow_Master> hah, not even Ambushers can hide!
[16:35] * loonycyborg freezes lizard_r with a freezethrower
[16:36] * Shadow_Master throws a rock at him.
[16:36] <Shadow_Master> look, shiny tiny pieces all over the place!

HA! Lets edit yours to "you get attacked by developers on IRC'.

[Mapar007]

968: You never go far into the water while on vacation at sea, you never know if there's any sea serpent hiding there...

[TheMasterOfBattle]

969. You never go in caves, for fear of ulfs.

[Hagbart]

970. You send a guy, asking for the next supermarket, to Hex 23.45