You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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925 You played long enough to lose against the computer, because you lost with seven units against five of his units wich you surrounded in the water without killing him a single unit while he killed all of your units.
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926. Because of lack of sleep, your seven units attacked 5 merman hunters that resulted on a counter attack that destroyed all your outlaws in the water. Thus losing the game
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927. You open the game as by instinct, regardless of the importance of other activities.

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928. You are able to predict exactly in which week of the year Cuyo Quiz will reappear.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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929. You acquire an ultimate faith in the Developers.

Did you actually see that Drake flying straight through the inpenetrable wall of level zeros that you built up who then attacked the level zeros from behind the line? Is that not against the law of Wesnoth? You start to believe that you were in fact hallucinating...

(I wonder if this is a bug in 1.5.8 )
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Here are two less obvious:

930: You try to level your Packet Manager.
931: Your Packet Manager is 25% faster at night, but 25% slower at day.
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932: You are instinctively cautious around deep water :lol2:

Number 890 has happened to me 3 times....
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933: You try to :debug when in a bad situation :D
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934: You do a Wesnoth personality quiz and post the results in your signature.
935: You frequently post in this thread as a way of telling your life story.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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936: You put the Wesnoth main theme on your IPOD.
937: You have adapted to see in the dark so you can play longer.
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938: you've forgotten, apparently, that you can see computer screens in the dark... Or that lights have switches to turn them on with...
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thespaceinvader wrote:938: Or that lights have switches to turn them on with...
939: You realize the power is out 3 hours after you play, only because it got to dark to see the keys. ;-)
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DEATH_is_undead wrote:
thespaceinvader wrote:938: Or that lights have switches to turn them on with...
939: You realize the power is out 3 hours after you play, only because it got to dark to see the keys. ;-)
940: You do while playing on a desktop PC (not a laptop)...


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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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941: You wonder if you should ask Li'sar to the school dance.
942: You Begin to cry when you lose a campaign yelling about how "They were so young!"
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943. You, alone on IRC, have a fight with a bot who cannot gather the wits to display your commits. You then sigh to yourself, hug the bot, and accept his hug as apology.
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