You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by **turin** » April 2nd, 2007, 9:33 pm

Jaw_Da_Great wrote:115. You know every1 that joined in the 6 months.

120. You can make a page-long list of the names of various departed forumites from three years ago to the present.

Darn Penguin · Post by **Darn Penguin** » April 3rd, 2007, 11:49 pm

121. You put a flag of ownership outside your house and wonder why it isn't generating you any income.

122. You decide to adopt a kid instead of having one, so the kid will have the "loyal" trait and not cost you anything.

123. You refuse to go to your friend's house because the two of you shouldn't be able to occupy the same hex.

Drake Blademaster · Post by **Drake Blademaster** » April 3rd, 2007, 11:55 pm

124. You try to figure out signs of playing wesnoth to long, and get a 7 page response.

125. two-thirds or more of the responses apply to you.

126. You have over a dozen individual posts on one page of any forum.

127. You post things on this forum that have actually happened to you.

EOE wrote:42. You think: Why we dont study wesnoth strategies and history at school.

128. You petition for WoW history and lore in World History Class.

129. For Halloween, you go as Konrad or Li'sar (no offense, Konrad II).

130. You can only speak in WML terms/ always use code.

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131. You're listed on one of the first five pages of the memberlist.

132. You have posted over 1,000 total posts.

133. You go to the pet shop and ask where the drake hatchlings are

Sauron · Post by **Sauron** » April 9th, 2007, 9:18 am

134. Your girl suspects you're betraying her with an elvish sylph or some elvish sorceress, for you spend suspiciously many evenings and nights with those bi***es.

Post by **Blarumyrran** » April 9th, 2007, 5:42 pm

135. you ask about 3 times on IRC about fixing the forums

Vela · Post by **Vela** » April 9th, 2007, 7:45 pm

Syntax_Error wrote:135. you ask about 3 times on IRC about fixing the forums

136. You're impressed that someone managed to ask only three times.

137. You aren't scared by undead tales anymore, because you know they're real, and have learned by heart the tactics to counter them.

orcish_orc · Post by **orcish_orc** » April 14th, 2007, 9:22 am

137. You recruit units when playing chess
138. You use a map editor on your house
139. You are set your alarm clock to 'second watch'
140. You fear to enter water because it has low defence
141. When you do, you move one step at a time
142. You burn all the trees near your house to make sure elves can't attack you
143. They still attack you
144. When you go to church you see a mage of light preaching
145. And laugh when he says that killing is bad
146. Then you realise that it doesn't matter, since you are undead!
147. You make a map of your neighbourhood... with the map editor
148. You place 'villages' on it
149. You realise that you are on 30 percent land surrounded by 70 percent land
150. Thus you move to a one-tile island somewhere in hawaii
151. And get attacked by naga
152. When you get food poisoning you retreat to the nearest village
153. You enter medical school to be a healer

shadowspar · Post by **shadowspar** » April 17th, 2007, 5:41 am

154. When you see Steve Ballmer's 'Developers' video for the first time, you think to yourself "That guy's scary. I'd recruit a bunch of Dwarven Guardsmen if he ever got very close to me."

Drake Blademaster · Post by **Drake Blademaster** » April 17th, 2007, 11:50 pm

155. You post 16 reasons in one post

Darn Penguin · Post by **Darn Penguin** » April 18th, 2007, 12:18 am

156. You receive your taxes in the mail and wonder why you only pay village gold to your leader every 1460-1466 turns.

I made that about as obvious as I could, so I hope you all can figure it out.

nicolette_1994 · Post by **nicolette_1994** » April 20th, 2007, 4:03 pm

157. You read LotR and keep thinking: 'What? Gandalf? Shouldn't it be Delfador?'

Post by **La_vie_en_Wose** » April 20th, 2007, 6:17 pm

158. Who's Gandalf?

krotop · Post by **krotop** » April 20th, 2007, 6:52 pm

La_vie_en_Wose wrote:158. Who's Gandalf?

The old man who tutors Konrad, isn't he ?

Darn Penguin · Post by **Darn Penguin** » April 20th, 2007, 9:57 pm

159. You take an inside joke that would leave fans of LotR completely flabergasted, despite referencing LotR, and stretch it out into 2 "redneck" style jokes over the course of 3 forum posts.

160. You shoot at a deer, miss, and wait 4 hours before you take another shot.

Drake Blademaster · Post by **Drake Blademaster** » April 20th, 2007, 11:04 pm

161. You insist on constantly reviving this thread.