I wanna be an ancient Lich, so frickin' bad.

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I wanna be an ancient Lich, so frickin' bad.

Post by Zephandrypus » May 2nd, 2015, 12:49 pm

I want to be an ancient Lich, so frickin’ bad
Raise all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the top of the wanted board
Sitting on a 1000 GP reward

Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself making the undead rise.
A different village every night
I swear I’ll never have another hitch
When I’m an ancient Lich

I could just make an army appear
I would be the monster that caused all the fear
Watch your children every night
I’d probably kill everything and everybody
No matter how shoddy
Raid a few villages like ‘Minions, I want that’
Make all my victims go splat
It’s been a couple months since I’ve last had friends
But who needs that when you have undead fiends?
I’d probably take a visit to where the ol’ King lives
Then run his corpse through a few sieves
And even if anybody survives
They’ll always remember the monster that took so many lives

Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself making the undead rise.
A different village every night
I swear I’ll never have another hitch
When I’m an ancient Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an ancient Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an ancient Lich

I could just chill (get it?)
And never go downhill
Then I’d kill some slaves
Who’ll never see their graves
Then I’ll keep their skeletons
To make some more hellions
But I just don’t have enough knowledge
Can’t get a ‘mancer to acknowledge
So that I can fulfill my only dream
And make anybody scream
Never eating, never resting
You may just think I’m jesting…
But hell no I ain’t
You can do anything without restraint

I want to be an ancient Lich, so frickin’ bad
Raise all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the top of the wanted board
Sitting on a 1000 GP reward

Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself making the undead rise.
A different village every night
I swear I’ll never have another hitch
When I’m an ancient Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an ancient Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh

I wanna be an ancient Lich, so frickin’ bad!

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Re: I wanna be an ancient Lich, so frickin' bad.

Post by johndh » May 2nd, 2015, 10:36 pm

Way better than the original! :lol:
It's spelled "definitely", not "definately". "Defiantly" is a different word entirely.

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Post by Midnight_Carnival » May 5th, 2015, 9:53 am

Nice lyrical poem.
Interseting senitment expressed, can't say I'd want to be a mouldy skeleton, think I'd make a passible Djinn though :mrgreen:
...apparenly we can't go with it or something.

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Post by freedom_is_a_problem » May 6th, 2015, 12:31 am

:P :D :mrgreen: :lol:

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Post by iceiceice » May 6th, 2015, 1:21 am

This was just made for broadway.

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Post by Longnam » August 2nd, 2016, 5:50 pm

;) hey,nice one

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Post by Scaramush » August 4th, 2016, 10:07 am

bravo, i literally struck down.

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Post by Sudipta » August 4th, 2016, 12:41 pm

This is amazing! Well done man. Great lyrics!!
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Playing Wesnoth since 2010, still there is so much left to play

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