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Re: Funny forum memories

Post by Captain_Wrathbow » August 25th, 2010, 12:09 pm

Haha lol I never saw that one. Thanks for that link. :lol2: :P

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Re: Funny forum memories

Post by Leid » August 25th, 2010, 12:39 pm

Lol funny recommendations about drakes hahahaha :lol2:
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Re: Funny forum memories

Post by IPS » August 25th, 2010, 2:40 pm

Suiciding drakes xDDDD

lol, but this is not good to say it in the strategy tips, many noobs can confuse this with real information. Like gambit as said.
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Re: Funny forum memories

Post by Hulavuta » August 25th, 2010, 7:12 pm

Captain_Wrathbow wrote:Was everyone a forum regular back then? :augh:
And how come no one does joke topics anymore? (or maybe they do, but just get deleted before I see them...?)

You asked for it.


Why did the thief cross the road? To backstab the unit on the other side!
Why did the drake cross the road? To fly over the unit on the other side!
Why did the elf cross the road? To hide in the trees on the other side!
Why did the necromancer cross the road? To make a zombie out of the unit on the other side!
Why did the zombie cross the road? To get to the brains on the other side!
Why did the dwarf cross the road? To get his axe that was on the other side!
Why did the Lich cross the road? To get the phylactery on the other side!
Why did Konrad cross the road? To get the scepter of fire on the other side!
Why did Eldred cross the road? To kill Delfador on the other side!
Why did Gwiti cross the road? To chase Leganoth away from the other side!
Why did Haldric cross the road? Because Wesnoth was on the other side!
Why did Malin cross the road? To get away from the soldiers to the other side!
Why did Gweddry cross the road? To escape in the trap door on the other side!
Why did Kapou'e cross the road? To save the saurians on the other side!
Why did Delfador cross the road? To get to the spirit world on the "other side"!
Why did Tallin cross the road? To save the slaves on the other side!
Why did Deoran cross the road? To get to the bandits on the other side!
Why did Malakar cross the road? To find the pirates on the other side!
Why did Arne cross the road? To save Bjarn on the other side!
Why did Vix cross the road? To get to the unfoggy side!
Why did Prinak cross the road? To get to the Promised Land on the other side!


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Re: Funny forum memories

Post by artisticdude » August 25th, 2010, 8:03 pm

Some of those were actually funny. :mrgreen:
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Re: Funny forum memories

Post by shadowm » August 25th, 2010, 8:09 pm

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Re: Funny forum memories

Post by Hulavuta » August 25th, 2010, 8:27 pm

:lol2:
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Re: Funny forum memories

Post by Captain_Wrathbow » August 25th, 2010, 9:03 pm

Hulavuta wrote:Why did the Lich cross the road? To get the phylactery on the other side!
^^The only one that actually made me laugh. :lol2:


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So a spearman and a cavalryman are walking along a path. Naturally, he cavalryman is faster, so he gets ahead, and he finds a river crossing the path. He yells back to the spearman, "Hey, I found a river!" The spearman asks, "What's on the other side?" The cavalryman answers, "I can't see across, it's too deep!"

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Re: Funny forum memories

Post by Hulavuta » August 25th, 2010, 9:19 pm

Personally I thought all of them were horrible. That was my point.
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Re: Funny forum memories

Post by artisticdude » August 25th, 2010, 9:35 pm

Hulavuta wrote:Personally I thought all of them were horrible. That was my point.
Don't worry, most of them were, and none of them were hilarious. But a couple of them made me smile.
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Re: Funny forum memories

Post by Crushmaster » August 25th, 2010, 10:04 pm

Captain_Wrathbow wrote:
Hulavuta wrote:Why did the Lich cross the road? To get the phylactery on the other side!
^^The only one that actually made me laugh. :lol2:


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So a spearman and a cavalryman are walking along a path. Naturally, he cavalryman is faster, so he gets ahead, and he finds a river crossing the path. He yells back to the spearman, "Hey, I found a river!" The spearman asks, "What's on the other side?" The cavalryman answers, "I can't see across, it's too deep!"

*holds breath and waits for groaning*
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Re: Funny forum memories

Post by Zarel » August 25th, 2010, 11:38 pm

Most of 'em were pretty bad, but am I the only one who thought "Why did Delfador cross the road? To get to the spirit world on the 'other side'!" was legitimately hilarious?
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Re: Funny forum memories

Post by Hulavuta » August 25th, 2010, 11:46 pm

Okay, moving on...
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Re: Funny forum memories

Post by artisticdude » August 25th, 2010, 11:50 pm

Zarel wrote:...am I the only one who thought "Why did Delfador cross the road? To get to the spirit world on the 'other side'!" was legitimately hilarious?
No. :wink:
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Re: Funny forum memories

Post by Dixie » August 25th, 2010, 11:59 pm

I thought it was one of the better ones too :P
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