The Vending Machine--a forum game

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Re: The Vending Machine--a forum game

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you get something terrible

I put in a pen that is shaped like a snake

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Re: The Vending Machine--a forum game

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You get a snake, about five inches long, that telepathically communicates with you; it is sentient but not sapient, and will obey you when you contemplate writing anything anywhere. The snake's belly is lined with cilia, and can slither rather quickly to any location you want it to write, where it will write exactly what you wanted to in your handwriting with its fangs, which, instead of being loaded with poison, are filled with naturally produced professional-quality calligraphy ink. The snake requires feeding every week, and it must consume an ink stick at least two inches long to be able to write. This is the only food the snake will ever need; the snake has no upper limit to its lifespan. In addition, if you feed it a depleted pen, the snake will shift its scales to be colored similarly to the pen.

I put in a jacket with twelve pockets.

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You get a jacket. Upon closer inspection, you see that its sleeves are full of star-shaped patches. Touching one, you feel lighter and lighter, until you start floating up. You are now stuck near the ceiling of the room you're in, unable to move.

I put in Zerovirus's snake-pen.
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Re: The Vending Machine--a forum game

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you get your face mauled by my (get it right :P ) snake pen

i put in a public highschool

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Re: The Vending Machine--a forum game

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You get a 200% super health boost and a shotgun with unlimited ammunition, you try hard to forget the jocks who used to bully you...

I put in the last chapter of an all to familiar love-story (the happy ending came in the sequel):
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...apparenly we can't go with it or something.

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You get SCons's output when it compiles BfW from its source code.

I put in a tired myself.
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Re: The Vending Machine--a forum game

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Midnight_Carnival wrote:You get a 200% super health boost and a shotgun with unlimited ammunition, you try hard to forget the jocks who used to bully you...
This is just so wrong...

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