The Vending Machine--a forum game

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Re: The Vending Machine--a forum game

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You get a girl from the mood lighting and the nice scent.

I put in a chainsaw.
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You get Rico. It was his chainsaw.

I put in a half-eaten strawberry rhubarb pie.
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You get a crumb that used to be from your rhubarb pie. However, I walk over, say something in Gibberish, and the crumb glows.
You're not sure how it happened, but ten seconds later there's a rhubarb pie on your hand. The glazing's dripping off it. You're getting a bit sticky.

I put in Dralkath, from my campaign.
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You get Rhaksiz, the Dark-Blooded leader from To Lands Unknown, soon to appear in a campaign of his own.

I put in some muck.
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You get fined for littering

I put in my mysterious power to unintentionally post things that don't get the thread locked, but totally kill the conversation so noone will go near it again even if you pay them.
...apparenly we can't go with it or something.
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You get silence.

I put in a lamp.
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You get my not-so-mysterious power of totally boring people who hear me.

I put in that creepy scene from The Silence of the Lambs.
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You get a soundfile of me snoring because I fell asleep watching that movie.
Not saying it was a bad movie (wouldn't know, didn't see it) but I was really tired.

I put in a Hobbit!
...apparenly we can't go with it or something.
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You know, I think I should set up a system so that I have to pay my english teacher ten cents for every semicolon I use in an essay. I use them too much; it spawns a lot of new gibberish phrases and neo-colloquialisms that are rather hard to decipher.
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Zerovirus wrote:You know, I think I should set up a system so that I have to pay my english teacher ten cents for every semicolon I use in an essay. I use them too much; it spawns a lot of new gibberish phrases and neo-colloquialisms that are rather hard to decipher.
This is the wrong thread - mayhaps you've meant to post in here.

Anyway:
You get sued by the Hobbit Anti-Racist League (HARL).

I put in that stray post of Zerovirus's.
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:oops:

Well anyways.

You get a post that contains all my secret sprites I never posted on Wesnoth and never will. Besides the images in the post, the only text the post contains is "I didn't mean to post this here aaagh i am not good with computer".

When you show this to Zero, he snatches it out of your hands and deletes the post.

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You get a "Thank You!" note, as my new body constructs itself deep with-in the vending machine.

I on every new thing which is put in.
(Put in parts for my new body! gwahahaha!)
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You get the latest Newsweek.

I put in Metamathematics, AKA Metamatics.
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You get a Nerd-off thread of note (as in who knows the most advanced forms or abstract theoretical mathematics?) with me being banned for consistenly complaining that these discussions are stupid and irelevant.
-been a while since we've had one of those.

I put in something you get out of the vending machine which is impossible to relate in any way to what was put in by the previous person, but the person getting it out needed their daily posting fix and didn't wan't to waste time thinking too hard (yes, ok, it was me).
...apparenly we can't go with it or something.
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You get a note saying "What?!"

I put in a few Earl Grey leaves.
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