The Vending Machine--a forum game

[sur.nhm]

You get a full one with some Mentos in it... Run! It's gonna explode!

I put in the Precious... (Yes, I have watched LotR:TTT recently....)

[Crushmaster]

You get a map to Mount Doom.

I put in an iPod.

[Luroch_Delkar]

You gain an attention span. (now that that distraction is out of the way)

I put in a sweaty sock.

[Crushmaster]

You get some detergent.

I put in a bowl of delicious Chinese food.

[Astoria]

You get a bowl of delicious thai food.

I put in an iPhone.

[Luroch_Delkar]

You get an error message.

I insert an expired laptop warranty.

[artisticdude]

You get an angry phone-call from the owner of the vending machine.

I put in a souped-up iPad that has 3 USB ports, has Flash installed, can take high-res still photos and HD video with the built-in camera (complete with a flash in case you need to take a photo in low-lit conditions), allows you to store and create files and folders without 3rd party apps, and has a battery life of 63 hours and 43 minutes.*

Eh, ninja'd.

*The duration of usage on a fully-charged battery depends on the ways in which you utilize your device. For full details on the duration of your device's battery life in a variety of circumstances and usage factors, please visit http://this.address.is.so.fake.com/battery_life.

[Crushmaster]

You get an iPad box.

I put in a doorknob.

[Luroch_Delkar]

You get a key that fits nothing.

I insert my thumbdrive.

[Zerovirus]

Spoiler:

Seriously people I was trying to set a new standard for this game. Wouldn't a bit of imagination here be nice?

You obtain a small rectangular plastic disk. When placed against skin, it binds to the dermic layers and deploys tendrils to connect with nerves, allowing contact to the brain. When deployed, the center of the disk continually glows, powered by an unseen source. When the center of the disk comes within one centimeter of any computer or processing device's port of any form, it emits a small umbilical spark of energy that connects the two until the disk is moved more than a centimeter away. When connected to a computer in such a form, you can upload and download files directly from the brain, and in the process become able to scan through one's own brain as a form of data storage. The disk cannot be removed without severe mental damage, and subsequent autopsies have shown that it completely restructures the brain to be much more efficient within twenty-four hours of initializing. The disk, when removed, can be reattached to another being with little difficulty. In fact, the disk stores the complete memories of every being it has been bonded to in this way, with seemingly no upper limit to its storage capacity. The disk is invulnerable to most damaging forces one might encounter in a civilian setting.

I put in a brad folder.

[Golden_Soldier]

you get a folder with no brads
the folder is steaming in anger for seeing the folder with brads becasue he is jealous. finally he wrangles free of you and runs back into the vending machine to pursue the folder with brads. you you hear banging inside the vending machine until finally both the folders come tumbling out both shredded to peices and not a brad to be seen. but this story is not all tragic! in the end the 2 folders forgive eachother of there grievances and are united together as they leave the world...

to follow my tragedy that just posted I will put in hamlet the play just to kepp my trend of tragedies going

[Crushmaster]

You get a blank piece of paper.

I put in a twenty dollar bill.

[Thrawn]

You get 1.75 lbs of fudge

I put in a dissertation

[Crushmaster]

You get a passing grade.

I put in a plate full of delicious French fries.

[Lord-Knightmare]

You get nothing

I put in a cup of tea