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The Vending Machine--a forum game

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Since the Ruin a wish thing is sinking down the list, it seemed like a good opportunity to try to switch to a different, but somewhat similar game.

The premise is that there's a vending machine. It has two slots, one to put things in, and one to receive something back. The slots can fit anything, even non physical things like emotions or ideas.

The idea is, one play puts something in, and the next person posts what that person gets back, then puts in something himself. The idea is to make a funny or clever association between the two things. For example, if one person put in a shotgun, the next person might give him Dick Cheney in return. I'm sure some of you guys can do far better than that, but that's the idea. Unlike the other game, the object is not to ruin anything, so the item received itself may be a very good thing; it's how it goes with the previous thing that matters.

Some guidelines to prevent what I say as some problems in the wish game.
1. You can only use one noun (names count as a single noun no matter how many words) plus up to four adjectives and adverbs.
2. No sentences or other explanations are allowed as part of the game itself. (See no 5 below)
3. Any attempts to limit the next player's choices or to tell the next player what they can't do are to be ignored by the next player.
4. If you think you have another funny answer for something was not in the previous post, go ahead and quote the original entry, then add what you would have said, but only after making a regular entry and only on something on the current or previous pages.
5. Addition comments may be made if added below the get out put in section. Any such comments do not obligate the next player to do anything, though.
So anyways, lets try this.

I put in a vacuum cleaner.
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You get my house

I put in a space ship

(Is this the same as the Immediate Association game?)
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you get an illiegal immigrant.

I put in my hand.
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You get a...I'm not going to say it...


You get a Coke

I put in myself
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You get a can of spam :P
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I put in a troll
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(I'm fake Pig meat??? o.o)


You get a bad campaign. (No offense Elvish_Hunter, it's just a joke)


I put in three daggers
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You get three orcish assassins.

I put in a lit firecracker.
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You get your head

I put in StandYourGround
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You get Sparta!

I put in a computer
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you get an iPhone


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You get Frogatto.

I put in a bottle of asprins
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You get Viagra

I put in a sleeping bag
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You get a sleepover party.

I put in an aging dancer.

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You get an iPod with "Dancing Queen" by Abba as the only song on it

I put in a Time Machine
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You get The Doctor

I put in a nuclear warhead
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