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You get a very angry dwarf looking for his hammer. Unfortunately, he still has his axe . . .

I put in a chess board.

You get a person claiming to be the avatar of the god of bad frankensteins. He offers to make you a more epic version. What you don't realize is that, to the god of bad frankensteins, "more epic" means a worse frankenstein. I put in Zerovirus's airplane-note, which I just lifted from him. ...

You get the arrow fired back at you. Fortunately, because you're a skeleton, you only take 1 damage.

I light the fuse on some dynamite and throw it in. I then begin running away.

You get an unidentified gelatinous substance. You take a match to it and find out that it is extremely flammable.

I put in your ashes.

You get out of the toilet you ordered.

I put in Who. He's on first base.

You get a massive replica of a human foot . . . made out of Lego blocks. It's mounted on a giant cube.

I grab you and squeeze you in.

You get a bottle of pleased water. What is it pleased about? No idea.

I put in the universe.

Okay, and how would I find you?

Ah. Thanks much. By the way, I'll be free later today (hopefully - there might be something going on that I don't know about,) so does anybody want a game?

You get a forum game.

I put in a copy of the logo from the full soda can I received earlier, which I recently drank.

Yeah, but the only maximums I know of are 2.5 for attack speed and 40% cooldown reduction. As a matter of fact, I do believe I heard those in this very thread; I may be wrong though. Anyway, he's not saying there's a cap, just that there's a diminishing returns effect (if I understand correctly.) An...

Hmm . . . Not much. I've been trying to eat read more "literary" stuff, but it's been slow going. Part of the cause of that is that it requires rather more thinking than your average fantasy or science fiction - there's a lot more going on than "here's the hero, here's the bad guy, wh...

You get a plane doing a barrel roll.

I put in Kaleh of the Quenoth Elves.

Really? It says x% dodge, so I just presumed it added that percentage to your dodge chance. What is the equation then?

Fiddle because of channeling AOE ult, I presume? Anyway, thanks for the explanation, though I'd be inclined to think that anybody with a stun/taunt/snare and a nuke would be equally good if not better at it. Anyway, looking forward to getting schooled by you, Jozrael. By the way, would anybody happe...